Before I begin this review, bear with me as I explain an important scientific concept to explain the unexplainable. It was first in college I was introduced to this concept. We were studying the properties of light. Light can travel at its speed { C } because it exists as both waves and particles. When asked how the light did that feat, the scientist said it’s FM to the class. FM=F_cking Magic. And because of FM, we receive the heating rays from our sun. A Crookes radiometer displayed below showing light’s properties can move mass. There are many more examples where scientists use FM to answer questions posed to them by students.
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In the opening of the movie, the director returns us to Dianna’s childhood. It was shown in the first movie Queen Hippolyta, Dianna’s mother had forbidden any training of Dianna until she was much bigger. Next to Dianna is Antiope, who is the general of the Amazonian army. And why is Dianna being allowed to make the decision to participate in this contest? Queen Hippolyta told Dianna she is the most precious thing in her life. Dianna is the only child on the Amazonian island.
It was shown in the first movie Dianna is a being of flesh and bones that can bleed. Look at the distance Dianna has to leap without the safety of the water. Oh, we are just warming up on the child endangerment!
Below, I have created a composite to show what dangers Dianna had to face to make her leap to the ocean. Dianna was almost crushed between the pendulum and the ramp as the pendulum passed over her. You can see from the right and center what height is involved in the dive. No math calculations are required to know that those who make that dive to the ocean below will die from being crushed by their body’s kinetic energy. If from the right panel you deduce the water is shallow, you are correct. The camera shows Dianna and the other contestants entering the water where the ocean’s floor is only ten feet at the most from the surface. It must be FM in that there weren’t any deaths that resulted from this dive to the shallow water below.
Here we see Dianna on the course with her steed jumping across a chasm. Never mind the distance, what loving mother would allow this attempt to be made? Horses are notorious for refusing a jump at the last second. A horse ultimately killed Superman, Christopher Reeves, when it refused a jump which broke Reeves’ neck. Only FM can explain this successful horse jump.
Here we see Dianna pouting because she was disqualified for missing a checkpoint and taking a shortcut after she fell off her horse. But that isn’t what caught my attention. The stadium is filled with Amazonians. In Greek mythology, the Amazonians were all white women. I am all in for the adjustment to today’s sensibilities. I looked all through the population and there weren’t any Asians or Hispanics. Moreover, where are the women with penises? In the Black Community, transgender men are known as He-Bitches. I really like how the Black Community keeps it real. My WOKE self is very offended! And, another thing; why is it that all of the Amazonians have freshly shaven legs and underarms?
Dianna is begging her mother to see the God-Killer. This is the second time we see Queen Hippolyta lie to Dianna.
The below picture is from the first movie. In the second movie, WW1984, the Director shows us the island in a detailed view. I noted there weren’t any farmlands or any industries. How do the Amazonians feed themselves? How did they build the structures? Note the bridge, the dwellings, and the tunnel. Dianna’s mother is taking her to see the God-Killer. Also, I estimate the women have been on the Island for not less than 8,000 years. That would make the women ageless mortals. Also, also, how did these women maintain the vast infrastructures of the island over an 8,000 year period of time?
Farms? How did they construct the road and other structures?
Queen Hippolyta lies to Dianna, telling her, the sword is the God-Killer. This is the third lie we witness as told by Queen Hippolyta to Dianna.
Here is the first time we hear Dianna’s mother lie to her. We know from Dianna’s statement that her mother is a prolific liar. Queen Hippolyta says, Dianna, I sculpted you from clay myself and begged Zeus to give you life. Dianna says, “Mother, you have told me that story many times before.” This lie will make Dianna appear to be a fool later on. Queen Hippolyta placates Dianna by showing her a book on the origins of mankind and the Amazonians. According to the book, Zeus created mankind and the Amazonians. Ares, the god of war, and son of Zeus, Ares began to corrupt mankind. Zeus then created the Amazonians to counter Ares’ influence. A war ensued among the gods until only Zeus and Ares remained. Zeus wounded Ares so badly it wasn’t certain if he had survived. Then with Zeus dying breath, he created the island, cloaked it from the world, and transported the Amazonians there.
Queen Hippolyta draws others into her web of lies.
Queen Hippolyta’s lies come home to roost.
I find this exchange between Ares and Dianna fascinating. Dianna strikes Ares with what her mother told her was the God-Killer. The sword is destroyed. Dianna stands in disbelief and mutters, impossible, that was the God-Killer. Ares then says, my dear child, that wasn’t the God-Killer, you are, only a God can kill a God. Ares then informs Dianna of the fact that Zeus left his child with the Amazonians to kill him one day. Ares and the serpent depicted in the garden of Eden have similar qualities. The Lord told Adam and Eve if they ate from the tree of knowledge of good and evil, they would surely die. The serpent told Adam and Eve the truth. One could argue Adam and Eve did die some 700+ years later. The bottom line is Ares had every incentive to lie to Dianna just as her mother did, and yet, he didn’t.
Dianna still can’t believe her mother lied to her and didn’t tell her the truth to protect her at their last meeting as she was preparing to leave to save the world from Ares. Dianna uses her lasso of truth to compel Ares to tell her the truth. Dianna says the lasso compels you to tell the truth. Ares says, “I am.”
All of this is foundational to WW1984. Dianna is on the losing side of her battle with Ares until she sees Steve Trevor die in an airplane explosion. Dianna becomes so enraged that her God powers fully manifest. Dianna projects a field to destroy all of the objects that Ares is hurtling toward her. This begs this question: Why doesn’t Dianna use this God power later on when people shoot bullets at her? Why does Dianna rely on her bracelets to deflect bullets?
Finally, Ares can see Dianna won’t join him to destroy mankind and make the earth in his vision. Ares pulls energy from the heavens and then shoots that energy at Dianna to destroy her. Dianna easily absorbs the energy and says, goodbye brother. Dianna then ascends upward with her arms stretched outward and shoots the energy back at Ares from her chest destroying him. Seeing this raises a question. Dianna is only returning the energy back to Ares he pulled down from the heavens, to begin with, he had handled comfortably. Why did the energy bolt destroy Ares? What force was Dianna using to levitate? A whole lotta FM going on here. From Ares, we deduce Dianna had an 8,000-year-long childhood. Dianna had only reached maturity when Steve Trevor stumbled on the Amazonian island in the year of 1911.
Now we are solely back to WW1984. A lot of Hollywood brainwashing going on in this movie. The homeless are depicted as perigons of virtue while all of the white people are depicted as despicable. All of the catcalls toward women come from white men, even at high-end gatherings.
Here we see Dianna defying the laws of physics. Even though Dianna is a God and is incredibly strong, this pose by Dianna is impossible. At the most, Dianna weighs 140 pounds. The man weighs close to 180 pounds in my estimation. Dianna is standing fully erect, which is an impossible feat. Dianna’s center of gravity is at her pelvis. Dianna is holding 180 pounds 19-inches away from her center of gravity. If we were to replace Dianna with a stand with Dianna’s weight and her body’s center of gravity, the stand would fall toward the man. An experiment you can do at home to test the validity of my observations; stand with your heels and back against a wall with a 10-pound bag of flour in your hands at your waist. Then try to extend your arms at your shoulders’ height outward 19-inches without falling forward. The bottom line is to hold this man by his leg, Dianna would have had to lean backward to shift her center gravity to compensate for the man’s mass in order to not fall over toward the man.
Barbra, Dianna’s new friend being attacked by a drunk white man. Dianna intercedes, which feeds the plot of WW1984.
Max Lord is a sympathetic villain in this story. Max does wrong things in pursuit for mostly just reasons. In my opinion, Max Lord is meant to represent the evils of a capitalistic society. Barbra, unknown to her is feeling the effects of the wishing stone. Barbra went back to the Smithsonian Museum where she and Dianna work after the drunk white man attack where Dianna saved her. While she was examining the wishing stone [ not known it’s a wishing stone ] Barbra wishes to be like Dianna. The woman on the left is who hired Barbra. Lord knows of the wishing stone and he knows the FBI has asked Barbra to examine it.
Our introduction to Barbra shows her to be a quiet caring person who feeds the homeless. Barbra encounters the drunk white man again. And, of course, because Barbra is white, she is utterly corrupted by her new superpowers. There are real problems in physics in this scene. The man has been beaten to the ground by Barbra. Barbra then kicks him so hard that he is sent flying this distance. I estimate the man weighs about 200 pounds. Barbra’s contact area with her foot only represents at most 6 square inches. This means Barbra’s foot would have sunk into the man’s body rather than projecting him over this distance. And if we discount this fact, the man would have been killed by Barbra’s kick through hydrostatic shock. Our bodies are composed of mostly water. Water is uncompressible. Hence, the man’s organs would have been liquified by the force that was imparted to his body by Barbra’s kick. A whole lotta movie FM going on in this scene.
There is so much wrong going on in this scene. Dianna and recently resurrected by the wishing stone, Steve Trevor, need to intercept Max Lord in Egypt. Steve Trevor is amazed when Dianna tells him there are planes that can fly non-stop to Egypt from America. However, Steve Trevor doesn’t have a passport as he died in 1911 at the close of WWI. Steve Trevor can’t fly commercial. Steve Trevor tells Dianna he doesn’t want to ride in an airplane to Egypt, he wants to fly an airplane to Egypt because after all, he is a pilot.
Dianna uses her key card to enter the Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum with Steve Trevor in tow. Steve Trevor stops to gawk at a B-52 exhibit in the building. Dianna beckons him to not dally about the exhibits. Never mind the fact the Egyptian authorities would ask for Steve’s passport. Never mind Steve has no idea how jet engines operate or how to start a jet engine. And never mind this plane can’t fly non-stop to Egypt. Also, never mind the plane will be missed by the Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum. Also, also, never mind those display airplanes aren’t maintained to an airworthy condition. Also, also, also, never mind those display airplanes aren’t displayed with fuel. Also, also, also, also, never mind the fact the Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum doesn’t have a runway just next to it. LOL, also, also, also, also, also, never mind Steve Trevor starts the engines on this airplane without the use of a ground start cart.
Here I display an aerial view of Washington D.C. To the far right is the Capitol building that houses our Congress. Within the red box is the Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum.
The Director misses an opportunity for meaningful dialogue between Dianna and Steve Trevor in this scene. Dianna is manifesting a cloaking field between her hands. Dianna intends to cloak the airplane from view and radar. Dianna tells Steve Trevor she has done it only once before 50 years ago to a coffee cup and she lost the coffee cup. Then Dianna tells Steve Trevor, “My father used this cloaking power to hide our island.” Steve Trevor doesn’t follow up. Dianna told Steve Trevor she had no father because her mother had sculpted her from clay and Zeus had brought her to life at the pleas from her mother. My proposed dialogue:
Steve Trevor: Father? Dianna, you told me you had no father because your mother sculpted you from clay and Zeus brought you to life. Who is your father, Dianna?
Dianna: Zeus is my father. My mother filled my head with lies that almost caused the destruction of myself and mankind. It was my brother, Ares, who told me the truth of what I am.
Steve Trevor: Well, maybe in your mother’s mind, she had a good reason to tell you those lies. Dianna, don’t be too hard on your mother, everyone has told lies and some lies are meant to protect the innocent.
Dianna: Don’t defend her! She wanted you executed! But for me and a few others, my mother would have killed you. My mother let me leave the island believing the sword was the God-Killer.
Steve Trevor: So, what turned out to be the God-Killer?
Dianna: I am the God-Killer. Steve, only a God can kill a God. I killed my brother to save mankind.
Steve Trevor: I don’t know what to say to that, Dianna.
Dianna: No need, Steve, for me, it’s ancient history.
I estimate Dianna has been projected upward 100 feet. Dianna lands on Max Lord’s vehicle delivering 13,661.13 Foot-Pounds of force from her mass in combination with the generated kinetic energy from that height. We will ignore what that amount of force would have done to Dianna’s body because she is a God.
Never mind how Dianna turned around from facing forward to facing rearward. To put the Foot-Pound force in terms that are easily understood, the force developed is as if 97 Dianna[s] landed where Dianna is kneeling. 97 Dianna[s] would have shattered the vehicle’s windshield, deformed the vehicle’s hood, and finally, 97 Dianna[s] would have disabled the vehicle. However, we see no damage to the vehicle from the force of 97 Dianna[s].
Dianna uses her lasso to hitch a ride with an airliner. It appears as though Dianna’s lasso has a variable-length component. Dianna wasn’t in motion when she lassoed the airliner. Even if the airliner was only traveling at 200 MPH, Dianna’s mass would have pulled the tail off the aircraft. Dianna’s body’s mass would have appeared to be several tons because of the airplane’s speed.
I have tried to not spoil the movie for our readers. I recommend viewing both Wonder Woman movies. I wrote this review for your amusement. It is all too funny to see the plot holes and the impossible physics in these movies.
From WW1984; more Hollywood brain washing to instill gun hysteria in the public. Children will see this reaction to a dropped gun. The man wasn't displaying threatening behavior. @ScottAdamsSays @laurenboebert pic.twitter.com/RD2CmtvqbG
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