Israel: If I were the president of America.
I curse the timing of my birth. I was hopping mad during the period that Iran took hostages from our embassy. The day after I graduated from high school, I went to the Army recruitment office. I told the recruiter that I wanted to kill lots of Iranians. The Sergeant told me that we wouldn't be going to war with Iran. I thanked him for his honesty, and I told him I wouldn't willingly enter into a caste system if we weren't going to war. I was too old to enlist when Muslims flew into the Twin…