I, Gaius Julius Caesar, my thoughts on Joe Biden.
My dear friend who has visited me many times before, Markus, has asked me to put quill to parchment on what he has told me and those thoughts of mine that came of those tellings. Markus told me of men who cut off their spears and rocks because they hate being men. I thought at first that this friend of mine was trying to pull the wool over my eyes until he showed me pictures on his magic glass tablet. Markus went on to tell me that his president, Joe Biden, was forcing the legions to accept…