Gaza & Ukraine needs America’s chicks with dicks!

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In a speech, Joe Biden declared that America’s core strength is its diversity. So far, I was all in, however, Crazy-Jim-Crow-Joe finished his sentence by saying the LBGQT+ Community is part of America’s core strength that makes our nation the greatest to live in. Who am I to dispute Crazy-Jim-Crow-Joe’s presidential decree? After all, Crazy-Jim-Crow-Joe must know truths that are obscured from a lowly person such as me. Crazy-Jim-Crow-Joe promoted a chick with a dick to the flag rank of Admiral, pictured above. America’s Navy applauded this promotion. Crazy-Jim-Crow-Joe has other chicks with dicks in key positions in his administration and even in the military. Crazy-Jim-Crow-Joe sought out these “women” with dicks to make America mighty again.

Crazy-Jim-Crow-Joe is playing both sides in the Israeli-Hamas war. Crazy-Jim-Crow-Joe has advanced his belief that Hamas should be rewarded for its slaughter of Hebrews and Americans with a Palestinian state. Taking Crazy-Jim-Crow-Joe’s declaration to its logical conclusion, it’s self-evident that the Palestinians need the diversity that America has that makes it the greatest nation on this planet.

If I had Crazy-Jim-Crow-Joe’s beliefs that the LBGQT+ Community is part of America’s core strength, I would first ask for volunteers from the LBGQT+ Community with a preference toward the recruitment of chicks with dicks to form a peacekeeping force for the Palestinians. If the chicks with dicks Community didn’t answer the call of peace, I as Crazy-Jim-Crow-Joe would draft every swinging dick “woman” to form a new branch of our military. It would be called, the Trans Force. I just remembered Crazy-Jim-Crow-Joe invited a gaggle of Drag Queens to the White House. Crazy-Jim-Crow-Joe called these Drag Queens beautiful women. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez told these Drag Queens, “You are American heroes.” Therefore, as the president, I would conscript every Drag Queen in America to be the Tran Force’s Rangers. I would airdrop these chicks with dicks behind the Russian lines to attack from behind while the other chicks with dicks attack the Russians from the front.

What about Ukraine, Crazy-Jim-Crow-Joe? Crazy-Jim-Crow-Joe promoted a chick with a dick to the rank of Admiral with none of the Navy’s training. Therefore, it is self-evident that chicks with dicks need no combat training. Why hasn’t Crazy-Jim-Crow-Joe established a Trans Force to help the Ukrainians beat off Putin’s forces?